All of that aside, the first thing I would do if I miraculously turned into a guy, I would put my hands down my pants. BEFORE you all judge me for being crude and disgusting, this is not to do what I can imagine what you are thinking that I would do!
|Yes it's the return of Dwayne, the common chav. Fo'shizzle. Check him out in my previous post!|
...FIONA, Princess Fiona from Shrek!
|I worship thee.|
P.S. I might make this a monthly feature on my blog, so if you want me to answer anymore questions, post them below in the comments section, and I'll most probably feature them in a future post. :)